This one is for...hmm...ME!

Isn’t it a great feeling, when you wait with a bated breath just to chat with a friend? Why does this happen?  And oh boy! How you don’t want this to be over, but you know what, you know all this will be over sooner than later. So you pray even harder for it not to be over. And then you get more scared of the fact that it will. And this is, I tell you, is a vicious circle. The whirlwind!

I think, the problem with our species is being ungrateful and greedy all the time, you want something bad enough, but when you get it you lose all  the respect for it. And there, now you want something else! Sometimes I feel bad for god, poor thing; must be going crazy up there with our volatile minds and demands. But didn’t you ask for something else, just the opposite, like ten minutes back- he would have asked us, only if he too had a telephone.

Okay so back to what I was discussing; it’s a great feeling, very fulfilling, to have a friend with whom you can be yourself, share you joys and doubts, without the fear of being coming across as an arse, talk about your problems you wouldn’t even discuss with you siblings and be assure that your secrets are not going anywhere. But the problem is the thin line between friendship and something else, and we just being mortal get confused at times.  Lets again blame god for making us this confusing…couldn’t he chose some nice, intelligent, clear-headed man for our genes pool, why oh why did he limited it to Noah?

How I keep derailing from the essential topic; so I was saying, that how do you make sure that you stay friends for life- for I have a few friends I do plan to retain lifelong. And again, why do you want a specific one to be your best friend and best friend for life? Isn’t as a rule your spouse should be your best friend?  Doesn’t everyone preach you so? But the problem is how are you going to bitch about your spouse with him/her only? Didn’t I raise the most pertinent questions?  (oh I could have been a lawyer but end up being a big lair)

I am bad at retaining friends; I have a bad history of having loony friends. I somehow attract wrong and mean people, but then who cares. Life is all about committing mistakes and not learning from those.  Who wants to waste time learning and remembering and then trying not to commit the same mistake again? For starters I Don’t  and I never will!

Anyway, I’m not coming to conclusion; this blog is not about conclusions and answers and logic. It is about writing down my random thoughts and then read them once I’m 60 and count my friends and see if I still think the same.

Here’s to the Most Opinionated Person in Office

He might be a person with a condescending attitude and an opinion about everything in life- from office loo to ‘much expected’ clients. But I have started to like his company off late, because he, I have seen, can strike interesting conversations with anyone and everyone.  Actually, I’m his evening driverJ. I drop him off till CR Park , and during this 45 minutes drive we have fascinating conversation on what needs to be changed  in this country to this company.

We rant about our day and pass opinions and comments about other people and  colleagues. Only yesterday, he was telling me about this girl in office, and to quote him, “what a beauty she is, and I fail to understand why all the guys in this office are idiots; why are they not eyeing her?” and he being he will not buy any of the explanations such as what is she already has a BF (it’s her prob- says him) or what if they all have GFs (  they are wasting their time and are idiots then). I think, he must be regretting that he is married, well though he did not say so…hehehe.

oh! by the way he doesnt find this other 'quite pretty' girl in office pretty, coz as per him she is dumb, and a dumb women can never be attractive. :D

But all in all, he is a good company, some times a bit annoying and mostly loud, but he is an intelligent  guy  and like me has a thing for bitching and cribbing. :D

P.S.- You better not start on  politics or sports with him, he can talk about it without eating or drinking for days…he is a BONG!

And the Award Goes to :)

Of course not me!

Me and Kartik, my dance partner, were the only couple who messed up all the steps. We could not get a single one right. But still see how proudly my husband is making the video.

BTW, after watching my performance I decided to quit, for good. cant dare to kill someone out of sheer irritation on watching me, pretty decent soul i'm. :) 

Peeing Behavior of Some PR Agencies in India

I received this funny email from Sporshi. i liked it so much that i thought of putting it on my blog.

Peeing Behavior of top PR agencies in India as observed by an unknown person in the loo during a PRCAI Summit:



1. Person walks into the loo...looking very uncomfortable..looks around and then runs out..he was spotted doing the same thing over and over again..till finally he ended up peeing in his pants...(employee of Vaishnavi - they are taught to hold on to their Pee as they can be needed anytime by the TATAs)

2. A smartly dressed person walks in enquires if there is a special loo for IT consultants..getting no answer he looks around and then walks out looking disgusted and frowning on others who were using the loo...(employee of Text100 - they expect special treatment everywhere they go...he was later seen sleeping next to the commode..they usually get drunk and behave like this)

3. A person very casually walks in sees that all the urinals are taken..he walks to the basin and pees in that..(employee of the Hanmer & Partners)..they don't really care about how and where they do it..they take the brief and then somehow they do what they have been asked to do...

4. Two buddies walk in together joking and laughing about some new client they have conned..seeing that there is only one urinal available...they both decide to use the same urinal and pee together...(employees of Perfect Relations..they truly stand for team work and take pride in conning people)..

5. A very formally dressed person walks into the loo..he opens his bag..takes out his measurement flask..walks to the urinal and then pees in the flask..measures the pee in the flask and then throws it...(employee of Genesis..very professional and process oriented..they are taught to measure everything they do...infact these guys don't get paid if they don't measure their pee and report it online..they are also forced to buy their own measurement flask and sometimes they have to measures their bosses flasks as well.....

The Outgrown Kid I Have Adopted ;-)

Hey, this is the picture of my son, Emilio. I have adopted him a few weeks back. Well, my husband has never seen or met him but I am sure he would love to have an earning kid. :)
Wow, i can't stop thinking about what all i can do with my son's money. Anyway this post is about him not me, so hmmm, he is a nice kid. Cute little bald guy. Who is trying his best to look sexy here :P. and ya he keeps playing pranks all the time. Hope it's enough son?? Is it?? :)

Arcelor Mittal received confused response in second Life!

Just read in MINT newspaper that Arcelor Mittal had organised shareholder meeting in Second Life, the popular online virtual world. The result?? Well, the results were not even close to good, atleast that's what the newspaper reported. for this 90-minute long event around 50 avatars turened up. The event was confused and uncertain.

The residents were puzzledabout what are they suppose to do. They kept asking so, what do we do now?

As for as the company is concerted they realized that it is difficult to find investors, especially on such sites!

So, What do we do now?? :)

Wow Saturday

Saturday was a great day.... i did lots of great things:)
1) Wore sari
2) Went for a pitch presentation
3) Completed pending work
4) Met Sana......
5) watched "Die Hard"


Not only i wore sari, but also clicked pictures so that i could show it to sana. After the presentation i changed in to jeans. came back to office and completed some work. Than went over to sana's place...., after that we went to watch "Die Hard". We had dinner and i came back home. So all in all had a beautiful day.
:)

Funny turns Life takes

Wow, its raining. Cool. I am here in my ofiice working like a slave. How i wish some time, i were a bird, or an animal. Life would have been so free and good. I could do what ever i wanted to do. No rules, No work, no peer pressure, no nothing.

Its funny

hey i love every thing.....ummmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Those were the days..:)

I can't stop thinking about my childhood days. We, my brother who is 3 years younger to me and i used to have lots of fun together. Mummy never used to let us go out and play during summer afternoon because sun used to be very scorching in Himachal( ya we used to stay in Himachal) But we were very smart , we use to wait for mummy to fall asleep and as soon as she is asleep we use to get up from our beds and get down from window, and call one of our friend name PYARUUU (ahahaha) and go to collect Aam(mangos). We would play all those dirty games, i would hold pyaru by arms and Veer(my bro) will hold him from feet and throw him in heap of dung.......hahaha (ohh im laughing). And we use to beat up a guy name bittu when ever he will pass by our home....hahahaha....and than every morning while going school we would start crying, as dat guys house was on the way to school.(hahaha).... when ever veer would not do something for me i will tell him i will give you sweets name JHOOTH, and he was so innocent and cute he would actually believe me and fall for same thing again and again....[:)].......People used to think that we are twines as we were of same height and use to wear same cloths and shoes....even had same hair cut....I was so boyish all my childhood in fact all my school life.

I used to fight with my elder sister for veer. i would never let her get angry on him or slap him. i never slapped my veer all my childhood ...i was like mom to him. i would always take so good care of him. Yes, we used to fight too a lot lot lot, we used to fight like those WWF player.(:)]... For anything, for sweets, for roti,he will say i want that roti , i would say no i want that, and fight on any thing ...for plates for glass for spoon, for seat anything on this earth . But i remember we use to keep every thing to our self , we would not even tell mummy...(:) ) ...once i broke some thing, and mommy was pretty mad, i don't remember wat did i break. so she asked who broke it, i did not said any thing,. veer said he has broken it so mummy started getting angry on him, so i intervened and said i have broken it. It made mom even more mad, she was like,,,,what do u guys think of ur self u keep secrets from me. and she gave both of us hot ears and hot faces too(hahahaha).................ohhh i miss those days..i miss everything about those day...I love my veer, and love my mom too....of course dad, badi did, choti did...and dere respective families too....

:)